“I want to have lunch with you today. I just really want to see you.”
“Well, now I don’t know how I’m feeling, so we are going to eat at my house and not go out”
“I think we should eat at 3pm. That’s when I will be ready.”
Like 3 in the afternoon is a remotely normal time for a full fucking meal. I have things to do today, like driving an hour away to get something, and cleaning etc to do, and I was ok with a couple hours (because it’s always a couple hours no matter what we are doing) around noon, but that goes into the evening and getting shit ready for the week, and WHO FUCKING EATS A FULL MEAL AT 3PM.
I’m going to be hungry again, but because I have to sleep early I won’t be able to.
As a nanny in a very white upper class neighborhood
I see way too many obnoxious ass 12-16yr olds thinking they are cool by dabbing in pictures, while dancing, etc. I just want to smack them all upside the head.
“You look so fucking stupid, if you were my kid I would be ashamed.”
I have to go in for a pap smear today , and I haven’t shaved in months. I felt like they were going to have to do a spelunking expedition to find my vagina , so I took a couple minutes to trim with an electric razor. I ended up abrading my left butt cheek , right where it meets my thigh and I’m going to be irritating it and being sweaty all day. Bad plan overall basically. At least my vagina no longer looks like Sasquatch.
